champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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