I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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