I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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