Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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