try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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