he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Buhtt sex?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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