i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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