It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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