so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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