Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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