oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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