You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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