I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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