why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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