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He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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