Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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