i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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