oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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