my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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