They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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