I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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