my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she peed on how many people?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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