you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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