I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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