Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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