I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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