Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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