Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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