Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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