i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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