I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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