I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
this is an emotional support booty call
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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