OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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