it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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