there was a trapeze. enough said
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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