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Im on beer infinity
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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