so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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