What did we do last night that was yellow?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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