Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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