I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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