think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Your dad touched me again.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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