She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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