you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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