I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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