sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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