he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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