I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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