the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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