On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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