from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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