So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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