brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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