I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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