i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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