bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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