he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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