He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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