Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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