So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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