don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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