Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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